Watch: Joe Biden Struggles, Says He’s Going to ‘Mobilize Trunalimunumaprzure’

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Charlotte, NC — Joe Biden’s mental acuity has become a hot topic with serious presidential prognosticators and pundits as we approach election day.  Moreover, there are those in the media and in Joe’s immediate family who know he has clearly lost a step, but easily push that aside as beating Donald Trump is far more important than doing the right thing.

There were signs of degradation as early as last year, with the former VP flying off the handle at voters and forgetting where he was.  Things have only escalated this year, to the point where there’s a new clip of his mind-melting almost every day.  The extent that they aren’t coming out every day is mostly due to him calling lids on his campaign frequently so they can keep Grandpa Joe off the trail and in the basement.

Biden did come out yesterday though, as he’s obviously feeling the heat of President Trump’s late barnstorming of the swing states. That’s when this happened.

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BIDEN: “I’ll lead an effective strategy to mobilize trunalimunumaprzure.” pic.twitter.com/TAkj7bJndN

I’m sorry!  What did you just say, Joe?  How can anyone say that he’s fine?!

Regardless, my sarcastic side had a lot of fun with this, and here are some of the quips I came up with in response:

Joe Biden just had a brain fart and got it all over the place in Pennsylvania!  He definitely has verbal diarrhea!  “I’ll lead an effective strategy to mobilize true intestinal pressure!”

You all remember JFK’s greatest line, right?  I re-wrote it a bit.  “Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for you trunalimunumprzure!”

In an ode to George H.W. Bush, there’s this, “Read my lips!  No new trunalimunumaprzure!”

Back in 1998, President Clinton emphatically denied having any inappropriate relationship with a White House intern.  “I did not have sexual trunalimunumaprzure with that woman, Miss Lewinsky!”

I couldn’t leave out former (thank God!) president Obama  “If you like your trunalimunumaprzure you can keep your trunalimunumaprzure!”

I could keep going but you get the picture!

Ultimately, this is the man, Joe Biden, who wants you to elect him president on Tuesday and, while his verbal mix-ups have become a legend this past year, this doesn’t just take the cake, it takes the entire bakery!  Even one that has no problem making a same-sex wedding cake.

I’m not entirely sure what he was trying to say, nor how anyone could manage to mess up the pronunciation of something this badly.  However, I assume he’s just mindlessly reading off the teleprompter, right?  So did someone try and have their own Ron Burgandy moment and made a boo boo while entering the speech?  Or is Joe Biden just incapable of reading, too?

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